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Or is it the new sugar? At any rate, the Atkins low-carb diet seems to be maturing from its former cult status to more of a mainstream product. Suddenly I’m seeing not only commercials for things like low carb burgers and low carb beer, but Atkins is being turned into a brand and getting its logo slapped on everything from soups to …wait for it …pastas. How the heck can you have a low carb pasta? It’s like Atkins sitting there with his friend, laughing his ass off.
Atkins: Oh my god, dude, they’ve totally bought this whole low carb thing.
Friend:I know! Let’s see if they’ll fall for low-carb bread!”
Atkins: LOL! Look! They’re buying it!
Friend: Did you just say “LOL”?
Atkins: I’m so stoned. Pass the snack cakes.
Seriously, if you stop gorging on cheddar cheese and raw beef you can probably hear him laughing. It makes me want to vomit up my low-carb doughnuts in disgust.
The Atkins craze disgusts me. You don’t need fads to lose weight. You need resolve, a reasonable diet and some excercise. I call this the “common sense” diet.
On a more pleasant note, nice use of depth of field here. She looks like an angel!
http://www.jmadigan.net/ssi/image.shtml?img=/photos/sam_story/week2/week2_2.jpg
Okay, why didn’t anyone tell me that Atkins had DIED? I now have high protein egg on my face.
And Tung: Thanks! 🙂
You might also be interested in knowing that we invaded Iraq, captured Saddam Hussain, a presidential election is occurring this year, and if you did not hear, Arnold Schwarzenegger is your new Govenor. 🙂
What about Britney? WHAT ABOUT BRITNEY?
She kissed Madonna, married a guy in Vegas, then got a quickie divorce. 🙂
Britney is so over, it’s all about Janet now!
Why, did something happen during a prime-time sporting event between commercials glorifying violence and alcohol?
Silly boy, you are thinking too hard!