Moving into a new house as a text adventure game

Family Room
You are in the family room on the main floor of the house, having just moved into your new place earlier that day. There are boxes and furniture everywhere. A couch sits haphazardly in the corner.

>SCORE
You are 8% moved in out of a possible 100%.

>EXAMINE COUCH
The couch is green and looks very comfortable. Unfortunately the movers left it facing the wall.

>MOVE COUCH
The couch is too heavy for you to move by yourself. Perhaps if you had something to slide it on…

>MOVE COUCH WITH FURNITURE MOVING PADS
You don’t have any furniture moving pads.

>EXITS
There are exits north to the kitchen and east to the entryway, as well as stairs leading up to the bedrooms and down to the basement.

>GO DOWN
You are in the basement.

There are many boxes here, including a small box, a medium box, and a large box. Your new HDTV is also here, along with your Playstation 2 and a copy of Guitar Hero.

>HOOK UP PLAYSTATION
You connect the Playstation 2 to the TV.

>PLAY GUITAR HERO
I don’t think your wife would appreciate your goofing off while you’re supposed to be unpacking.

>PLAY GUITAR HERO
I don’t think your wife would appreciate your goofing off while you’re supposed to be unpacking.

>PLAY GUITAR HERO
I don’t think your wife would appreciate your goofing off while you’re supposed to be unpacking.

>DAMNIT
Sorry, I don’t understand what you mean.

>EXAMINE BOX.
Which box do you wish to examine?

>EXAMINE LARGE BOX
It’s a brown cardboard box. “Very Heavy Things That Go Upstairs” is written on the side with black permanent marker.

>HIDE LARGE BOX
You drape a blanket over the large box. Well done.

>EXAMINE SMALL BOX
It’s a brown cardboard box. “Miscellaneous.” is written on the side with black permanent marker.

>OPEN SMALL BOX
It’s taped shut with what seems to be an entire roll of packing tape.You try to cut the tape with your fingernails but fail.

>EXITS
There is an exit to the east leading to the office as well as stairs leading up to the main floor.

>GO EAST
You are in the office.

There are more cardboard boxes here. There is a computer here. There is a roll top desk here.

>SURF NET WITH COMPUTER
You don’t have Internet access. The cable guy hasn’t come to hook it up yet.

>WAIT FOR CABLE GUY
You wait for the cable guy to show up.

>WAIT FOR CABLE GUY
You continue to wait for the cable guy to show up.

>WAIT FOR CABLE GUY
You continue to wait for the cable guy to show up. He arrives and hooks up your internet access.

>SURF NET WITH COMPUTER
I don’t think your wife would appreciate your goofing off while you’re supposed to be unpacking.

>OPEN DESK
You open the roll top desk. Inside are a pile of rubber bands, return address envelopes for your old place in San Diego, and the key to a padlock you haven’t seen in years.

>TAKE KEY
You take the key.

>GO WEST
You are in the basement.

There are many boxes here, including a small box, a medium box, and a large box. Your new HDTV is also here, along with your Playstation 2 and a copy of Guitar Hero.

>OPEN SMALL BOX WITH KEY
You hack at the tape with the jagged edge of the key until you can rip it open. Inside is various junk, including furniture moving pads.

>TAKE PADS
Sorry, you don’t see that here.

>TAKE FURNITURE PADS
Sorry, you don’t see that here.

>TAKE FURNITURE MOVING PADS
You take the furniture moving pads.

>GO UP
You are in the family room on the main floor of the house, having just moved into your new place earlier that day. There are boxes and furniture everywhere. A couch sits haphazardly in the corner.

>MOVE COUCH WITH FURNITURE MOVING PADS
You put the pads under the couch and drag it into place.

>TELL WIFE
Your wife says that’s not where she wants it.

>MOVE COUCH WITH FURNITURE MOVING PADS
You move the couch again. Okay, now she’s happy with it.

>SCORE
You are 9% moved in out of a possible 100%.

>QUIT
Oh no, you’re not getting off that easy.

You are in the family room on the main floor of the house, having just moved into your new place earlier that day. There are boxes and furniture everywhere.

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