Ohio school faculty baffled by biology

Ohio’s News Channel 5:

There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant, according to a recent report in the Canton Repository.

The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.

School officials are not sure what has contributed to so many pregnancies

Man, if the school’s biology teachers don’t know what causes pregnancy, the state needs stricter certification processes.

Relatedly, I remember a time when an obsession with video games meant that that you’d never really have to worry about pregnancy. How things have changed.

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