HER: Thanks for calling Islands! How may I help you?
ME: Yeah, I’d like to place a carry out order.
HER: What can I get you?
ME: Uh, a Big Wave Burger, medium well.
HER: Would you like cheese on that?
ME: No thanks.
HER: How about bacon?
ME: No. Just the vegies and mustard.
HER: Okay, what else can I get you?
ME: An order of chicken soft tacos.
HER: With guacamole?
ME: No.
HER: Sour cream?
ME: No!
HER: Okay, anything else?
ME: I think we’re going to split an order of fries.
HER: Gotcha! Would you like them topped with cheddar cheese?
ME: …Okay. Yes. Cheddar fries.
HER: Got it! How about chilli, too?
ME: Good God, no! No, that’s all.
HER: Okay, it’ll be ready in 15-20 minutes.
ME: I’ll waddle right over.
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