Sewing Oats, page 3

Sewing Oats, Page 3 is up. Make with the reading.

In today’s page, we have the first mention of “magicwerks”, which is the element what makes me mention “fantasy” and “gaslamp” (among other things) when people ask me what kind of story this is. But I really didn’t want to do a traditional high fantasy story with frickin’ elves and magic and stuff, because those are almost always trite and derivative. So I tried to imagine a situation where magic was literally a science and it was studied by scientists and practiced by engineers. It’s as if the creator of the universe decided to make a small edit here and there to the way things just are. You’ll learn more as we go along.

Why not study things people actually care about?

I was listening to the news this morning and they had a piece about how many medical researchers are beholden to the makers of the products they’re testing. Furthermore, the major medical journals who publish this research are sometimes unable to deal with this potential bias. If the makers of Lipitor, for example, are paying researchers to study its effectiveness at reducing cholesterol relative to a competing drug, then that raises all kinds of questions about objectivity. Those questions can be dealt with, of course, and they need not mean that the research is worthless. You’ve just got to have safeguards and full disclosure to everyone, including the readers.

Interesting as all that was, I was more interested in the question of why we don’t do tests of specific products in I/O Psychology. If the medical field can conduct scientific research on name brand drugs and get them published in top-tier journals, why don’t we study off the shelf products used in the area of executive development, selection, and training?

I’m not talking about measuring So-And-So’s Five Factor Model of Implicit Leadership or a meta analysis of studies looking at conscientiousness. I want a team of crack psychologists to study Stephen Covey’s 7 Habits of Highly Effective People training and tell the world if it really does do what it says it does. Let them use lab rats if they need to. I want those same, objective scientists to study the jaunty Impact Hiring system or the use of the dreaded Meyers-Briggs.



These kinds of studies are being done (well, some of them; I’m pretty sure nothing scientific has come within a hundred yards of a Covey seminar), but they’re being done by the test vendors and the consulting firms that sell them. Let me ask you: would you sooner trust a study on the effectiveness of St. John’s Wort put out by Walgreens or one put out by the Journal of the American Medical Association?

I/O psychologists really need to step up and wade in the mainstream more, even if it is polluted.

The science of trolling

Ever come up with a great idea for a study and then have someone else beat you to it? I’ve mentioned before how some people morph into complete half-wits when they go online. They just do things that they would never do on the phone or much less face-to-face. Furthermore, I’ve always wanted to study this phenomenon scientifically. Why do they do it? How do we mediate it? People’s stupidity fascinates me when it’s that spectacular.

Well, someone named Michael Tresca beat me to it in a study entitled “The Impact of Anonymity on Disinhibitive Behavior Through Computer-Mediated Communication“. It’s really fascinating reading. He looked at 484 USENET posts (it’s like an Internet message board) and coded them for all kinds of antisocial, nitwit behavior. To quote:

The purpose of this study is to determine if experience with computer-mediated communication will alter a computer user’s behavior and perceptions. Specifically, this study will test the effect of objective anonymity and experience upon disinhibitive behavior in computer-mediated communication.

In other words, they wanted to know why people turn into smacktards once they get online.

Tresca goes on to define the nature of online anonymity and the necessary conditions (e.g., “lack of visual appearance, the flexibility of a label that is different from the user’s normal persona, and relative protection from physical and social repercussions”) for it to exist and impede normal inhibitions. He predicts that what I call the Smacktard Quotient (SQ) should decrease as either perceived anonymity decreases or experience with the ‘net increases.

(Interestingly, he notes that “good writers and more literate people have the same social advantage that physically attractive people have in face-to-face over computer-mediated communications,” which is a point I hadn’t considered that way before. Too bad he doesn’t directly test it.)

Unfortunately, the study’s results don’t pan out. They don’t find strong differences between high, medium and low anonymity and the Smacktard Quotient. Neither do they find differences for experience, though it’s probably because they just measured it with number of posts (thus an Internet veteran who recently joined this particular newsgroup and has only made 5 posts would be counted as inexperienced). The problem I see is that the study uses only one newsgroup as its source of information and measures anonymity from things the users voluntarily adjust (e.g., including a real e-mail address, phone number, etc. in their post).

A better study design would have been to look across multiple groups/boards/whatever, each with higher or lower anonymity requirements. Does a board that requires registration have a lower average SQ than one that allows users to post anonymously?

From a practical standpoint, the research (particularly its underlying theory, which I don’t think was tested well and still makes sense) still suggests a few things that we already know cut down on the level of “inflammatory and informational disinhibition.” Things like:

  • Requiring a valid e-mail address
  • Account registrations
  • Posting I.P. addresses
  • Putting personal information on file
  • Moderating posters’ contributions until they reach a certain level of participation
  • Karma or other rating systems from fellow board members

So while this stuff may get a kind of “well, duh” reaction from most, it IS nice to see it being studied scientifically.

And finally, if you’ll pardon the vulgarity, Penny Arcade summed it up quite succinctly with the following equation: Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad

Sewing Oats, Page 1

As promised, I’ve added a Words section to the site and posted the first page of Sewing Oats, the novel I wrote last year as part of National Novel Writing Month. It’s only enough for us to meet Thomas, the first of the three main characterers (or “MCs” as those of us hip to the lingo say), but that’s by design. Each update will be fun-sized for your easy digestion. Little known fact: I decided very early on that this novel would start with the words “The mule died on the seventh day.” I don’t know why, but it seemed very important.

Enjoy, and come back for Page 2 on Wednesday. Then Page 3 on Friday, and Page 4 next Monday. I think you see the pattern.

Sam’s Story: Week 14

There’s not a whole lot to report on this week, sorry. It’s really been a week of Sam’s getting better at things that she has been doing rather than pulling new stunts. She’s grabbing stuff more often now and has developed quite a grip, which she uses to cram things in her mouth. But nothing new and terribly exciting. And here it is sweeps week and everything. Boy, did she really screw up by not holding back some of her best stuff for now.

The other day at work, though, we were talking about kids these days, as people are wont to do. As much as I’m enjoying Sammy now, I’m mentally preparing myself to be tormented by her later in life. Kids were put on this earth to do so, and they take their jobs very seriously. I know I did. Thing is, what’s torturous today will be banal tomorrow. I remember growing my hair out and getting an earring to strike some sort of vague blow to my parents and THE SYSTEM, but that just seems kind of pathetic now. Teens today seem to have kicked it up a knotch, though, getting things tatooed and pierced. But still, by the time Sam’s a teen that kind of stuff will be blase, simply because those rebellious teens will have grown into adults themselves. And as wel all know, the whole point of annoying adults is to do something that will grate like fingernails against their social blackboard. Except when was the last time you saw a real blackboard? If I were to say “blackboard” to a teen today he’d just roll his eyes and pierce his liver or something.

So if crazy hair colors, piercings, or tattoos won’t do the trick for the teens of tomorrow, what will? I’m not sure, but I keep having these nightmares about Sam’s coming home and having spliced her DNA with that of a celebrity. Or a pink flamingo. Or an apricot.

And now, some pictures of Sam, pre-DNA splicing:

You may notice an extra child in these pictures. No, she isn’t ours, though if Sam grows up to be half as cute and clever I’d be happy. Those pictures are from a visit by the Northcutts and their (approximately) two year old daughter, Emma. Sam fascinated her young visitor, which was fun to watch. Emma was a sweetie, giving Sam hugs and kisses and insisting on rocking her in the bouncer seat. Which is great, because bouncing that dang thing for hours on end has become pretty laborious for us.

Emma also gave us a glimpse into some of the things we should get to enjoy with our own daughter, like teaching them how to walk around things –clean laundry, toys, the cat– instead of just plowing right through them. The first time Emma bulldozed right through Sam’s plush play gym en route to some goal only she knew, it totally cracked me up. I was dutifully informed that yes it was hillarious the first few times, but just you wait, oh just you wait.

I can’t wait.

Reading and Writing

And now, a few words about words.

On the reading side, I’m finally getting my “to be read” pile under control. About a year ago I went nuts and bought books faster than I was reading them. I stopped, and as you can see in the picture below my read vs read …er, have read vs. going to read piles are finally looking more sane. Yes, the ones on the left are the ones I’ve made it through while the few on the right are waiting for me to get to them (and one of those is a re-read). Not pictured: Several pregnancy/childbirth books and maybe a dozen audiobooks.



On the writing side, my entry into The Great PlanetCrap Writing Experiment, Theme #2 has been put up. As if you don’t have enough links to click there already, you can also read commentary on all the stories from the participants (and whatever other yokel decides to chime in).

Fun fact: While the characters and events are mostly fictional, my short story is based on a real situation. As a kid we really did go on the kinds of mission trips I portray in the story. In fact, the whole scene where they go to a trailer park and recruit kids to come to the park and attend Bible Camp is 100% true. I know because I did it. What’s more, I also delivered the same exact story about Jesus healing the sick at the wishing well that John delivers in the story. As I said, the characters and what happens to them are fictional, but truth is sometimes stranger.

I’ll post the full story here next week, but you can read it and others here until then. Feedback would be infinitely appreciated, but I’d settle for just an acknowledgement that you read it.

Finally, I’m also set to start posting the third draft of my novel “Sewing Oats” next week. I’m going to go with about one 800 – 1,000 word page every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Let’s see if I can keep that up. I’m sure I can if I know people are reading it!