Another Anniversary

Forgot to mention this the other day, but Happy 35th (!) wedding anniversary to Joan and Greg, Geralyn’s parents. The actual date was January 4th, so I hope they forgive me for posting it a bit late. Congrats!

Pregnancy Update: Week 36

Another wonderfully uneventful week. D-Day (as in “delivery-day”) is getting close enough for us to make specific preparations. Geralyn has put together a “birth plan”, which is a document explaining how we want things to go down during delivery. Here’s a question for all you mothers out there: Did you do a birth plan? We’re not sure if it’s a common thing or not, but it seemed like a good idea. It mainly specifies our preferences for things like delivery position, use of Pitocin, epidural, c-section incisions (if necessary), etc. Anyone else come to the hospital armed with one of these?

I also installed the car seat bases in both the cars and left them there, just so there’s no chance of being caught with that particular detail not taken care of. The nursery is also 99.9% finished, with stuff hanging on the walls and everything. There was mention of a lamp or a valance yet to be purchased, but since I only knew what one of those things is, I let it be.

The next big thing coming up is the childcare class we’re taking next weekend and the weekend after that. They’re pretty much full-day classes chock full of unfiltered parenting wisdom. I expect to get to play with plastic babies again.

Grand Theft Auto: worse than killing babies

There’s been a fair amount of stupidity going on in the media about the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. It seems to have replaced Doom as the psychotic whipping boy for those interested in slathering all over violence and video games. So, good for Doom, I guess.

Once such recent flash of idiocy is the lawsuit by a group of Haitians that objects to the game’s use of the phrase “Kill the Haitians”. Taken out of context, that’s kind of bad, but one must remember that in this M(ature)-rated game, your job is to pretty much kill anyone the crime boss tells you to. You’re killing all manner of ethnic gangs. You’re an equal opportunity scumbag.

Even though the game developers removed the phrase from any future prints of the game, the lawsuit persists and now targets Rockstar Games, its parent company Take-Two Interactive Software Inc., Sony Computer Entertainment, the Microsoft Corp., and retailers Target, Wal-Mart and Best Buy.

In related blatherings, this New York Post article is so stuffed with hyperbole that it’s about to burst. The money quote, however, is that “[playing Grand Theft Auto] is 10,000 times worse than the worst thing anybody thinks Michael Jackson ever did to a little boy.” So shooting pixilated, imaginary people on my PlayStation is as bad as drugging and then raping 10,000 real children? Holy carp! Why didn’t someone tell me before now?

In the spirit of such nonsensical, agenda-driven gibberish, I’ve just given up all pretensions that these games are for adults ONLY, despite the “Mature” rating and obvious themes. They are, in fact, targeted at children and the borderline psychotic. In fact, I went ahead and made these games that you can download and use at your next kindergartner’s birthday party.

Click on them to see a larger version.

The GTA Jumble! Unscramble the letters to find the secret words!

Help Tommy find the Haitian children!

Help these copies of GTA: VC get to the right distributors!


Enjoy.

“Every damn one of ’em’s got a little piece of land in his head”

I recently finished “Of Mice and Men” by John Steinbeck. It’s a short novel about California ranch workers in the early 1930s, but packed with good stuff right up until the very sad ending. On a purely mechanical level, Steinbeck’s capture of the workers’ dialect is amazing. They sound like real people –heck, vulgarities aside, some people on my Mom’s side of the family still talk like that. It makes me wonder if Steinbeck was really good at capturing dialects, or if he just wrote how he hears and speaks the English language.
Relatedly, I also wonder if future generations of readers will marvel at writers’ ability to capture the “l337 sp34k” and instant-message jabber of today. Will writing “sup w/ u? I just want 2 chat w/ sum1 4 awhile” someday be considered a great literary accomplishment? My irony glands get bloated just thinking about it.
Another thing about “Of Mice and Men” that struck me is the connection between it and the various social dilemmas I studied in grad school. The two main characters Lennie and George pine for a little bit of land that they can get for $600 where they can “live off the fat of the land”, replete with rabbits, chickens, and alfalfa hay. They can’t afford it themselves, yet they’re distrustful of anyone else and only enlist the aid of others when their secret slips out. The idyllic land fulfills every rancher’s unattainable dream, yet if they were to let everyone in on the deal, they would be no better off than they are now. So they build walls around themselves and shut each other out. To quote the sour and pessimistic stable hand Crooks:

I seen hundreds of men come by on the road an’ on the ranches, with their bindles on their back an’ that same damn thing in their heads . . . every damn one of ’em’s got a little piece of land in his head. An’ never a God damn one of ’em ever gets it. Just like heaven. Ever’body wants a little piece of lan’. I read plenty of books out here. Nobody never gets to heaven, and nobody gets no land.

This reminds me of The Commons Dilemma, in which many people are able to draw from a common resource. But if everyone takes his fill, the resource is depleted and nothing is left. So it’s in your best interest to limit others’ access so that you can have what you can to yourself instead of nothing at all. It’s a sad bit of human psychology (or even biological evolution, some say) that this leads to competition, alienation, and predatory attitudes by the “haves” towards the “have nots”. And apparently, sometimes the “have nots” do it to each other, too.
In the end, though, Steinbeck chose not to take this concept to literal end, relegating George and especially Lennie to a more tragic fate that buttresses this view of the world as a harsh, predatory place instead of one where people can work together to achieve happiness. Is there no happy ending for folks like these? Steinbeck seems not to think so. Even when someone like George Milton decides to saddle himself with a weakling like Lennie else in the spirit of compassion and cooperation, things seem just incapable of working out. Maybe competition really is the way to go? Yes, I think it often is, but you’ve got to have your cooperation mixed in as well.

Happy 69th Birthday, Mom!

Having parents born only a year and a day apart sure makes their celebrations easy to remember. Happy birthday to dear Mom, who turns 69 today. She was a New Year’s baby. Again, wish I could be there, especially since my Dad is still stuck in Houston with the flu. If you’re friend or family, give her a call or shoot her an e-mail.
Also, click on the “Comments” link above to leave her an in-line birthday wish, and do the same for my Dad below.

Now with fresh lemon scent

It’s a new year, and a new blog. Welcome to Blog a la Madigan, v2.0. I started this project hesitantly, because I’d seen many others jump on the blogwagon and then flop right back off again. I wasn’t sure if it was something I’d see as a hobby or as a nuisance. But not only have I enjoyed making it, friends and family have told me how much they’ve enjoyed reading it. So I took out my spice weasel and kicked it up a notch.

Things may look largely the same (I decided not to muck with the design, since I like it) but there are a few nifty features in this new iteration. The site is now hosted on its own, shorter, and more logical domain by the folks at Verve Hosting. This gives me more storage and bandwidth, plus reporting and administration tools. It also gave me a cgi-bin and PHP support, so large chunks of the site are now powered by Movable Type, a snazzy publishing system for bloggers.

Movable Type is the sexier, saucier starlet relative to the solid, supporting performance of Verve Hosting. The former does a ton of stuff, most of which I won’t use, but a few of which you should enjoy:

  • The ability to post comments after each blog entry. Try it with this one by clicking on the “Comments” link up top.
  • “Permalinks”, which provide permanent links in case you want to link to a story that will slip off or has slipped off the front page.
  • Automatic blog archiving so that past posts are neatly tucked away by date. See?
  • Some efficient, behind-the-scenes administration tools for me.

All in all I’m pretty happy with Movable Type and would recommend it (did I mention it’s FREE?). It does some inexplicable things with stylesheets that I’m still trying to iron out, but it was a breeze to install.

Oh, and don’t forget to update your bookmarks! The old Blog a la Madigan URL is going to go away. Update! Do it now!