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jmadigan.net: now with 6% more evil February 24, 2004
This is a riot, but an important public service. It can tell you how Good or Evil a website or passage of text is. To quote:
The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.The first thing I did was run my own website through it, resulting in this:
Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.
Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.
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Not too bad --literally! Here are a few other interesting results:
- RushLimbaugh.com: 95% Evil (not surprising)
- Microsoft.com: 13% Evil (surprising)
- WhiteHouse.gov: 36% Evil (hopefully this will go down come November)
- FilePlanet.com: 63% Evil (looks like all those feedback e-mails were right)
- The U.S. Constition's Bill of Rights: 16% Evil (not too shabby!)
- The Gospel of John: 22% Evil (uhh... that's disconcerting)
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Posted by Hellchick on February 24, 2004 10:38 PM:
Hellchick.net: 50% evil. I walk the fine line, baby!
Posted by Christine on February 25, 2004 5:56 AM:
I'm only 30% evil!
Posted by Jamie on February 25, 2004 9:59 AM:
I wonder how much of that evil comes from your domain name, Hellchick? :)
Posted by Tungsten on February 28, 2004 12:44 PM:
I'm disappointed that I seem to be the least evil of this bunch. A mere 11% for PoweredBySteam.
Posted by Gary on March 15, 2004 1:35 PM:
John Kerry: 43% evil
http://www.johnkerry.com/
George Bush: 20% evil
http://www.georgewbush.com/
Considering their both members of Skull and Bones, shouldn't they be equal? ;-)